Before you were born, the riffs were louder, the solos were longer, and the legends were already writing history. This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a tribute to the era that...
Cranked to 11, Just Like It Should Be. This isn’t a sticker—it’s a brand. The Dad Rock Death Metal sticker marks your gear, your ride, your world with a...
The Dad Crest T-Shirt is for those who were there before it all—before streaming, before auto-tune, before everything got too polished. This is for the dads who built their soundtrack...
Unleash your inner rockstar with this badass Born to Rock, Forced to Work Hoodie! Decked out in sunglasses and throwing up the metal horns, this little rebel perfectly captures the...
For those who live by the riff and never hit mute, welcome to Loudwire University. The kind of sweatshirt that feels like your favorite album—timeless, bold, and made to be...
The Dad Rock Hoodie is for those who grew up in the golden age of rock, lived through every evolution, and still know exactly when to turn up the volume. Whether you’re...
The Dad Crest Sweatshirt is for those who grew up in the golden age of rock, lived through every evolution, and still know exactly when to turn up the volume....
Before you were born, the riffs were louder, the solos were longer, and the legends were already writing history. Some people hang up degrees—others hang proof that they graduated from...
For those who live by the riff and never hit mute, welcome to Loudwire University. This isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a declaration. A nod to the anthems that shaped you,...
Before you were born, the riffs were louder, the solos were longer, and the legends were already writing history. If your walls aren’t paying tribute to the greatest era of...
For those who live by the riff and never hit mute, welcome to Loudwire University. Some people hang degrees—others hang proof of their dedication to the loudest institution on earth....
Before you were born, the riffs were louder, the solos were longer, and the legends were already writing history. They say history repeats itself, but some eras can’t be touched....
For those who live by the riff and never hit mute, welcome to Loudwire University. Your walls should be as loud as your playlist. This poster brings the energy of...
The Dad Crest Hoodie is for those who grew up in the golden age of rock, lived through every evolution, and still know exactly when to turn up the volume. Whether you’re...
Before you were born, the riffs were louder, the solos were longer, and the legends were already writing history. Some things get better with time—classic albums, worn-in sweatshirts, and the...
Before you were born, the riffs were louder, the solos were longer, and the legends were already writing history. Stick this anywhere that needs a reality check—your guitar case, your...
For those who live by the riff and never hit mute, welcome to Loudwire University. Small but loud, this sticker is for the ones who mark their territory with pure...
Rep your alma mater of analog with the Class Of trucker hat. It’s breathable, bold, and just cocky enough. Great for BBQs, softball sidelines, and intimidating your daughter's boyfriend. One size fits...
Cranked to 11, Just Like It Should Be. Morning fuel for the battle-scarred and volume-obsessed. The Dad Rock Death Metal mug isn’t for casuals—it’s for the ones who never...
The Dad Crest Pocket T-Shirt is for the ones who taught the next generation about power chords, road trips, and what real music sounds like. Some things never go out...
un protection, stage presence. This Death Metal Dad trucker hat turns your forehead into a warning label. Great for summer festivals, tailgates, and terrifying your kid’s friends at pickup. One size fits...
Crown yourself king of the carpool lane. The Dad Crest trucker hat delivers breathable comfort with serious dad rock authority. Wear it to the hardware store, your kid’s soccer game, or just...
Straight off the tour bus and onto your dome. The 80’s Metal trucker hat brings vintage thrash vibes with a reaper, a skull, and more lightning than a Slayer solo. Foam front,...
No explanations needed. The I 🤘METAL trucker hat says it all—loudly and proudly. Minimalist design, maximum volume. Whether you’re at the show or in the drive-thru, let ‘em know where your loyalty...
Lace up and pour one out. The Dad Crest pint glass is for those who blast Sabbath while mowing the lawn and consider white New Balances formalwear. Featuring our official Dad Rock...
Load it up with vinyl, snacks, or whatever you snagged at the record store clearance bin. The Dad Crest tote is your go-to carryall for living that loud-but-practical lifestyle. Equal parts...
Grocery runs just got heavier. This Death Metal Dad tote pairs corpse-paint energy with PTA-level practicality. Sling it over your shoulder and let the world know your playlists go from Slayer...
Raise a glass to distorted riffs and bad knees. The Death Metal Dad pint glass is the only drinking vessel that screams both “Turn it up!” and “My back hurts.” Ideal for weekend warriors and weekday...
Some degrees never expire. The Class Of pint glass lets you drink like it’s 1983, with a design that honors the golden age of riffs and rolled-up jeans. Perfect for dads,...
Back in your day, tote bags didn’t need logos. But this one? This one earns its place. The Class Of tote is for hauling vinyl, leftovers, or just generational superiority.
