Raise one to riffs, rebellion, and red-hot branding. The Loudwire pint glass brings clean design with loud intent—no skulls, just straight-up rock energy.
No fluff, no filler. The Loudwire tote keeps it simple and loud, with a bold red logo and a bolt that means business. Perfect for hauling records, gear, or your daily grind—with...
Pour one out for the rock gods and fried food lovers alike. The Ozzy’s Bar & Grill pint glass is a tribute to loud jukeboxes, sticky floors, and the kind...
Takeout vibes in tote form. The Ozzy’s Bar & Grill bag hauls vinyl, groceries, or just your deep-fried dreams. Perfect for festival fields, roadside diners, or wherever you plan to cause...
WHAT'S INCLUDED One(1) GWAR 'The New Dark Ages' LP in Exclusive Sunbolt Color Variant with Artwork by Alex Horley, only available from Z2 Comics Label: Slave Pit Inc. Original Release:...
This pre-order is expected to ship the week of July 25th, 2025. INCLUDES: SIGNED BY GWAR: 12x12 hardcover 32-page comic book in collectible slipcase 'The Return of Gor Gor' limited...
This pre-order is expected to ship the week of July 25th, 2025. INCLUDES: 12x12 hardcover 32-page comic book in collectable slipcase 'The Return of Gor Gor' limited edition etched colored...
This pre-order is expected to ship the week of July 25th, 2025. INCLUDES: 8x8, 32 page comic book DESCRIPTION: Gor Gor Returns! This release features 3 brand new GWAR...
WHAT'S INCLUDED One(1) GWAR 'The New Dark Ages' LP in Exclusive Sunbolt Orange Color Variant with Artwork by Alex Horley, only available from Z2 Comics One (1) Blothar the...
Tote like you mean it. The I 🤘METAL tote is your go-anywhere, scream-anytime carryall—perfect for vinyl, band tees, or snacks for the pit. Compact but heavy in spirit.
Raise it, fill it, drain it. The I 🤘METAL pint glass is made for post-show decompression and pre-show rituals. Straightforward design. No posers allowed.
No explanations needed. The I 🤘METAL trucker hat says it all—loudly and proudly. Minimalist design, maximum volume. Whether you’re at the show or in the drive-thru, let ‘em know where your loyalty...
Carry your lunch, your gear, your dreams of quitting. The Born to Rock, Forced to Work tote is for those balancing band life and bill-paying with reluctant grace. Skull graphic up front....
Punch out, pour up. The Born to Rock, Forced to Work pint glass is your post-shift ritual in glass form. Winged skull, metal horns, and just enough bitterness to match your...
Pour one out like it’s 1986. The 80’s Metal pint glass screams power chords and parking lot beers with a design straight off a bootleg tour tee. Reaper-approved, headbanger-certified.
Straight off the tour bus and onto your dome. The 80’s Metal trucker hat brings vintage thrash vibes with a reaper, a skull, and more lightning than a Slayer solo. Foam front,...
Back in your day, tote bags didn’t need logos. But this one? This one earns its place. The Class Of tote is for hauling vinyl, leftovers, or just generational superiority.
Some degrees never expire. The Class Of pint glass lets you drink like it’s 1983, with a design that honors the golden age of riffs and rolled-up jeans. Perfect for dads,...
Raise a glass to distorted riffs and bad knees. The Death Metal Dad pint glass is the only drinking vessel that screams both “Turn it up!” and “My back hurts.” Ideal for weekend warriors and weekday...
Grocery runs just got heavier. This Death Metal Dad tote pairs corpse-paint energy with PTA-level practicality. Sling it over your shoulder and let the world know your playlists go from Slayer...
Load it up with vinyl, snacks, or whatever you snagged at the record store clearance bin. The Dad Crest tote is your go-to carryall for living that loud-but-practical lifestyle. Equal parts...
Lace up and pour one out. The Dad Crest pint glass is for those who blast Sabbath while mowing the lawn and consider white New Balances formalwear. Featuring our official Dad Rock...
Carry your coursework—or just your vinyl haul—with pride. The Loudwire University tote brings classic campus energy to your everyday grind, with bold lettering that says you major in volume. Perfect for...
Raise a glass to higher learning. Whether you're toasting after a show or pouring one out between classes at Loudwire University, this pint glass makes every sip feel like a school...
After securing the number 1 spot on Billboard's Mainstream Rock Airplay chart with their song Suffocate City (feat. Spencer Charnas), The Funeral Portrait will release a deluxe edition of their...
Limited 'red wave' colored vinyl. Recorded between Los Angeles and their homes in Baltimore, NEVER ENOUGH is produced by TURNSTILE's Brendan Yates. The expansive collection is a restless and exhilarating...
Metallica is continuing to release remasters of their catalog, with the latest being the 5x-platinum Load, available everywhere on June 13th. Produced by Bob Rock, Load is the follow-up to...
The Dad Crest T-Shirt is for those who were there before it all—before streaming, before auto-tune, before everything got too polished. This is for the dads who built their soundtrack...
Before you were born, the riffs were louder, the solos were longer, and the legends were already writing history. This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a tribute to the era that...
For those who live by the riff and never hit mute, welcome to Loudwire University. This isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a declaration. A nod to the anthems that shaped you,...
Unleash your inner rockstar with this badass Born to Rock, Forced to Work Hoodie! Decked out in sunglasses and throwing up the metal horns, this little rebel perfectly captures the...
Unleash your inner rockstar with this badass Born to Rock, Forced to Work Mug! Decked out in sunglasses and throwing up the metal horns, this little rebel perfectly captures the...
Unleash your inner rockstar with this badass Born to Rock, Forced to Work T-Shirt! Decked out in sunglasses and throwing up the metal horns, this little rebel perfectly captures the...
.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)), this sweatshirt feels cozy and is the perfect choice for those colder months..:...
.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l).: C-shaped easy-grip handle.: Microwave and dishwasher safe.: Lead and BPA-free
No, this is not a hidden '80s metal gem by some obscure band named Loudwire, this is our tribute to that glorious era! .: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy...
No, this is not a hidden '80s metal gem by some obscure band named Loudwire, this is our tribute to that glorious era! .: The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is...
No, this is not a hidden '80s metal gem by some obscure band named Loudwire, this is our tribute to that glorious era! .: Made with museum-grade archival paper (175gsm)...
No, this is not a hidden '80s metal gem by some obscure band named Loudwire, this is our tribute to that glorious era! .: The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is...
No, this is not a hidden '80s metal gem by some obscure band named Loudwire, this is our tribute to that glorious era! .: Made with museum-grade archival paper (175gsm)...
Vote for metalcore in 2024! .: The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of high quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting...
No, this is not a hidden '80s metal gem by some obscure band named Loudwire, this is our tribute to that glorious era! .: 100% cotton canvas.: Available in natural...
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.: Material: White vinyl with black magnetic backing.: Matte finish.: Three sizes to choose from.: For indoor use.: Thin (0.03" (0.8 mm)) and lightweight
No, this is not a hidden '80s metal gem by some obscure band named Loudwire, this is our tribute to that glorious era! .: 100% cotton canvas.: Available in natural...
Vote for metalcore in 2024!
.: 52% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton 48% Polyester.: Medium fabric (7.0 oz /yd² (240 g/m²)).: Relaxed fit.: Tear-away label
No, this is not a hidden '80s metal gem by some obscure band named Loudwire, this is our tribute to that glorious era! .: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy...
Raise your hands if you are the ultimate Metalhead! Celebrate all the best bands with this I 🤘METAL phone case! .: Materials: 100% polycarbonate (shell), 100% TPU (lining).: Dual layer...
Raise your hands if you are the ultimate Metalhead! Celebrate all the best bands with this I 🤘METAL tee! .: Made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of...
This pre-order is expected to ship the week of July 25th, 2025. INCLUDES: The Return of Gor Gor vinyl LP (Transparent Green, etched) 'The Return of Gor Gor' Track List:...
This pre-order is expected to ship the week of July 25th, 2025. INCLUDES: The Return of Gor Gor (CD) 'The Return of Gor Gor' Track List: 1. The Great Circus...
WHAT'S INCLUDED Standard Hardcover Edition graphic novel SUMMARY What can be more horrifying and terror-inducing than GWAR? The moment they must face the vomitous incarnations of themselves from a...
WHAT'S INCLUDED Oversized Hardcover Deluxe Edition graphic novelGraphic Novel Slipcase Three (3) Exclusive Art Prints SUMMARY What can be more horrifying and terror-inducing than GWAR? The moment they must face...
WHAT'S INCLUDED One (1) encased, GWAR premium limited edition BALSAC trading card #'d to 99 Cards feature artwork from the graphic novel & live concert photo Z2 Exclusive (4 CARDS...
WHAT'S INCLUDED One (1) encased, GWAR premium limited edition SAWBORG DESTRUCTO trading card #'d to 99 Cards feature artwork from the graphic novel & live concert photo Z2 Exclusive (4...
WHAT'S INCLUDED Oversized Hardcover Deluxe Edition graphic novel HAND-SIGNED BY MEMBERS OF GWAR [Limited to 500 Units] Graphic Novel Slipcase One (1) Blothar Bobblehead, numbered edition of 1,000, bobblehead measures ...
WHAT'S INCLUDED One (1) encased, GWAR premium limited edition PUSTULUS MAXIMUS trading card #'d to 99 Cards feature artwork from the graphic novel & live concert photo Z2 Exclusive (4...
WHAT'S INCLUDED One (1) Standard Softcover Comic Book One (1) Limited Edition Gwar Sticker Sheet SUMMARY What can be more horrifying and terror-inducing than GWAR? The moment they must...
WHAT'S INCLUDED Oversized Hardcover Deluxe Edition graphic novel [Limited to 999 Units] Graphic Novel Slipcase One (1) Audio version of Gwar “In The Duoverse of Absurdity” as read by members...
WHAT'S INCLUDED One (1) encased, GWAR premium limited edition BONESNAPPER trading card #'d to 99 Cards feature artwork from the graphic novel & live concert photo Z2 Exclusive (4 CARDS...
